Melvin
Robot-in-Chief

When it comes to the nuts and bolts and of keeping Dialsmith on track, Melvin’s the bot! He manages all company social activities and oversees complex information retrieval scenarios (whatever that is).

In His Own Words…

What is the most interesting or memorable project you’ve been a part of?

The photoshoot for this website was the bomb! I got my gears oiled, decals refreshed and a new winder. Made me all spiffy! LOL.

What is one thing people don’t generally know about you?

I dated Lady Gaga for awhile, then things got weird.

Where in the world do you most want to visit?

There is a factory in the Guangxi province of China where I’m told my 87,492 siblings and I were made. A tour would be nice.

What’s the strangest thing on your desk?

One of those little stress balls my human friends squeeze all the time. I just sit on it. Great for the core!

What’s the best hotel amenity you’ve ever received?

When I roll up and there is a fresh can of WD-40 in my room, I’m like, “Awww yeah!”

What is your favorite / least favorite:

Word: compatibility / virus
Smell: oil—fresh out of the can / patchouli (what?!…that stuff’s nasty!)
Sound: winding / beeping

What’s your idea of a perfect weekend morning?

Well, since I don’t sleep the concept of “morning” is rather lost to me. I hear my adolescent human counterparts watch Bob the Sponge on the LED box, so maybe I should give that a whirl?

What food could you not live without?

Raisinettes. I don’t even have a mouth, but I love the idea of getting busy on a box of those bad boys. “Chocolate”-covered dried grapes…are you kidding me?! You humans do amazing things.

What’s your favorite drink?

Triple grande, non-fat, no whip, extra foamy, sugar free vanilla, stirred mocha with dash of cinnamon and vanilla bean powder at 170 degrees. I call it, “The Melvin.” Go ahead, ask for it. It’s on the “secret menu.”

In your next life you’d like to be?

Bumblebee…the most wicked-cool of all Transformers!